Wednesday 14 November 2012

Guardian.co.uk - Is boredom bad for your health?

Guardian.co.uk - Is boredom bad for your health?
Well let me see; considering it can lead to intense paranoia, frustration, anger and a general feeling of ennui that refines to a langorous yet intense and inescapable desire to escape this world with it's stupid boredom.  Car into a concrete pillar at 150 Kph?  Nah, might survive! Aaagh, the though!  Drive off a cliff, or high level multi-storey car park?  Can you drive a car off the top of a multi storey?  Does Asda's 3-level multi-storey car park have the required height to drive off?  Or does it have a little parapet, a concrete one, which runs around the top deck?
Dammit! It's not high enough is it?  Anyway, I'm too bored to move just now.

1 comment:

  1. It's not the concrete so much as the 'reebar' in the concrete. For vehicle suicide it's ideal. To kill your relationship with your insurer it's ideal. But if you're going to insist on being a suicide chump good old Paracetamol is the one. You sleep off you melancholy then realize there is an irreversible ticking bomb inside you. Excruciating but then parting is such sweet sorrow.

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